Friday, May 30, 2008

Stifka This...


Since I've not been here for several days, I'm gonna Jayne this sucker and add a picture...
With a few flowers, a flower laced lamp and the light bulbed torture of one Stifka figure by another...can't keep my eye on those buggers all the time...

5 comments:

Sparkle Plenty said...

I love it (psst, don't let on but Johnson from Marketing told me that he digs it, too, as we shared a dixie cup of gin in our death of a salesman TGIF type of way). Love the lamp, and GWAH. You made me google Stifka.

Choosy Mothers Choose Jeff said...

Watch googling that word and by that I just mean spell it correctly.
Otherwise you might end up the ungrateful recipient of a gaggle of porn links.
Porn link, that sounds like the other pink meat in a literal way...

And if Johnson hadn't taken a personal day I'd be enjoying mine much more.
Gin swilling bastard. When he goes for a refill kick him in the stomach and then say you think he's cute, write your number and wad it up while stuffing it in his mouth with a sharp pencil right before you crotch punch him.
That way I can dock for him for a sick day.

Sparkle Plenty said...

I can't do that to Johnson from Marketing! He was just getting all teary-eyed and booze-buddied up, sobbing, "Jeff's the only one who understands my brand."

Tell ya what: Stifka Little Fingers is a GREAT band. So is Stiff Little Fingers!

Here are the kinds of porn I have identified:
1) House porn.
2) Food porn.
3) Porn porn.
4) Gun porn.

There might be wine porn, too, but house porn and food porn are especially prevalent.

Ishat's Fire and Ice said...

Space porn
Outdoor Porn Channel*
British porn
Time Lord Porn
Lord of the ring Porn
Fire porn
and good old fashion
Blog Porn

*Goes with gun porn.

Choosy Mothers Choose Jeff said...

You can basically add porn to any other existing word and find a site dedicated to it and downloads available for a sweet $2.99 3-day guest pass...I'm guessing...about the price anyway...I'll check my visa bill later...