Just a mini-note to those who don't seem to realize that I am not anti-religious.
I'm really not anti-anything...except maybe anti-stupid, and that comes in so many many forms.
Basically I will make fun of an atheist just as quickly as any god fearing individual.
I just go wherever I happen to find humor in something.
So, props to you Baptists and Pagans as well.
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Did somebody get mad at you for your humorous dialogue? I thought it was very funny, and I had a strong suspicion that you did not really utilize the Baptist hymnal as toilet paper. The idea! Not even the heatheniest heathen would do that 'cause everyone knows the Methodist hymnal is the go-to; a higher linen content or something.
(P.S. I am offended by your note of apology. I am virtually picketing. Heh. Not really. That is the humor.)
Well, for the most part I had a family member quite horrified at my supposed Baptist bashing diatribe.
And the reason any given Methodist book or periodical is better on the bum is due to all items from there being soaked in high amounts of alcohol. Kind of cleanses as you go...so to speak...
PS - I am offended by your offense at another's offenscion...Also, not really but I so wanted to make up a word...
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I was sure it was Catholic, scripture, and what about the Jewish stuff, rolls already, all the far east stuff, must have good fiber content.
I think all the saviors enjoyed a good joke. the savior of the Baptists, Methodist, Lutherans, Presbyterians, etc. Man, you get those guys together in one room they would just be cracking each other up for years.
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And then after the laughter stopped each would try maintain a certain amount of piousness while blaming the others for their slight lapse in decorum.
This would of course all take place mere minutes before the beating of one another with each ones religious symbols...oh the irony!!
We just have to give them plenty of brownies and pie. It will be all "Hey dude, you look like me." And giggles will in-sue. than they will examine the cross for a while and they will compare and decide "Who the hell thought I would like this for the symbol of my religion. Thank for the bad flashbacks, Dude. I worked though centuries of therapy to get that image out of my head. What a downer! Why don't you just use a machine gun next time!"
Any religion that promotes love and spirituality via death and destruction makes me giggle behind a pew and is like being hit with the irony hammer after being rundown with the confliction car mere moments before being pummeled by a roving gang of disgruntled deities.
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