I have this weird thing where I like to eat a bunch of pills, smoke a bunch of pot, strip naked and then run around the neighborhood shaving black power symbols on all the white cats and KKK letters on all the black cats.
Then I sit upside down in the middle of the street and as a token of peace and feline unity, I douse my testicles in catnip, light a candle and stick it in my ass.
It seems to always work out in the end as all the cats on the block end up great friends and I never make it home with any catnip let's just say.
And I'm totally kidding by the way...I’ve never put a candle in my ass...not lit anyway...
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