Yeah, so this local espresso and book shop just shut down due to lack of interest...
Well DUH!!
Keep in mind I am in the middle of Oklahoma and there are way too many meth labs around here for the locals to need any week ass frou-frou coffee.
Which is funny cause none of these dudes passed any Chemistry courses or even General Science in high school.
Yet at any given moment they can break down a meth lab and reassemble it in the back of a moving pickup and have it cooked and ready using only lighter fluid, battery acid, matchsticks, hot dogs, baby teeth, finger nail polish remover, finger nail polish, finger nails and monkey urine.
Guess it's just all about your priorities.
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I have always wondered how you make meth....hmmmmmm I knew I was making it wrong, only now I know it was from using dog urine....damn the monkeys!
See what you can learn.
The dog urine based meth usually ends up smoking funny and ironically tastes like cat.
And monkey body waste can be a potent affair, why do you think they are alway flinging poo? It's not just for the fun of it...well, mostly anyway...
Monkeys flung poo at the mayor of Boston once--with wild abandon and glee! I thought it was political disaffection on their part (or someone bribed 'em to poo-pelt).
Monkeys are well known political pundits and are usually more reserved at a rally, but once one monkey flings some poo the rest can't help but follow.
Its' not that they dislike what's going on, but poo is such an important part of monkey culture they don't want to be outdone...and it's just so darn fun...
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