Thursday, January 17, 2008

Big Ass Bunch of Questions (that I totally swiped from some girl...shhhhh, don't tell her)

What's your middle name?: Clay
How big is your bed?: Big enough for visitors...well, actually that's never really come up.
What are you listening to right now?: Hopewell
What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number?: 7072
What was the last thing you ate?: A healthy hot link.
Last person you hugged?: My mom...man is that ever sad...
How is the weather right now?: Friggin' windy, chilly and wet.
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?: A neighbor actually. Had to check cause I so thought it was my dad.
What is the first thing u notice in the opposite sex?: Personality. (unchanged #1)
Favorite type of Food. : BBQ.
Do you want children?: I want them to quit tearing up my porch stuff, that's what I want.
Do you drink?: Only if I've already had one...that's right...
Ever get so drunk you don’t remember the entire night?: Oh good lord yes. Hence the reason I lived a year in a town I never knew the name of.
Hair color?: Salt and pepper...saaaalt and pepper...
Eye colour?: Blue. (unchanged #2)
Do you wear contacts/glasses?: Yes, but I'm currently under a consultation program to increase my glasses wearing efficiency.
Favorite holiday?: The one with the chocolate...oh and the other one with chocolate.
Favorite Season?: Autumn (unchanged #3)
Have you ever cried over a girl/boy?: Yes (unchanged #4 - please don't charge me unknown girl)
Last Movie you Watched?: Deja Vu
What books are you reading?: “Magic's Silken Snare”, “Underwater Wonders of the National Parks”, "Danish For Travellers" and "The Big Bento Book of Unuseless Japanese Inventions"
Piercings?: Nope...but I've "pierced" others.
Favorite Movie?: Not of all time, but currently would be Borat.
Favorite college football Team?: Oklahoma State University...I am after all a local.
What were you doing before filling this out?: Talking to this way cool girly girl. (she'll never read this, so I can totally say that)
Any pets?: Not right now.
Dogs or cats?: What the hell did I just say?
Favorite Flower?: Cardinal Flower. It's pretty and attracts hummingbirds.
Have you ever loved someone?: Too much and not enough.
Who would you like to see right now?: All my grandparents actually.
Have you ever fired a gun?: Only at those who deserved it.
Do you like to travel by plane?: Only while drunk.
Right-handed or Left-handed?: Right, my left mostly just laughs at me.
If you could go to any place right now where would you go?: Amsterdam.
Are you missing someone?: Not with a gun I'll tell you that much!
Do you have a tattoo?: No. Just haven't come across one I want.
Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings?: No, but I rewatch the ones I used to catch.
Are you hiding something from someone?: Not really, but mostly cause they haven't realized it's missing yet.
ARE YOU 18?: Doubled and then some!
WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR CELLPHONE?: A former Tonkinese kitty of mine.
DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT?: No, but I now know who swiped it from me.
FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING?: This girl I know.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE HANDY AT YOUR BEDSIDE?: Cell phone, water and a book...and my c-pap.
GRILLED OR FRIED?: Grilled (unchanged #5)
WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE?: My tongue hair.
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: The movie? Not at all, it is just a movie.
FAVORITE HANGOUT?: Anywhere but here.
3 THINGS YOU CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT?: Me, myself and I.
FAVORITE SONG?: I couldn't even begin to sort that one out.
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?: Not being able to stalk someone.
ARE YOU A GIVER OR TAKER?: Yes.
WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?: Duff, and then a few that friends will never reveal to me when I've walked by and they giggle after one is mentioned...got a pretty good idea though...
WHAT IS YOUR DADS MIDDLE NAME?: Lee
WHATS YOUR MOTHERS MIDDLE NAME?: Gayle (what is this thing a starter kit for identity theft?)
STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND & COULD TAKE ONE THING?: A Jetski.
FAVORITE T.V. COMMERCIAL?: I'm mostly annoyed by them all that I can't even focus on one I've actually liked.
WHO’S YOUR CELL PHONE PROVIDER?: Me.
FIRST THING YOU’LL SAVE IN A FIRE?: Again, me.
Whats your favorite color?: Purple and orange...but so not combined
WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS TAKE WITH YOU?: Notebook, reading book and food.
WHAT DID YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID?: Teacher of some sort or the ruler of some small island.
WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS 11:11?: Wonder why in the world I'm staring at a stupid clock.
THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEEt?: White with blue flowers...that's right...white.

8 comments:

Jax said...

Our dads have the same middle name....lol
Enjoyed your questions...very entertaining Jeff =)

The Local Malcontent said...

Heh. questions from a girl. No kidding!

Where are the other 2,000 then?

Choosy Mothers Choose Jeff said...

Thanks Jax and I think they both share the same middle name as about 6000 other people, male and female, in this county alone.

LMC, that is the funniest damn thing I've heard in a along time...and most accurate!

Jax said...

I know...its my middle name too..spelled the same as well...noooo the lil pot smoking hippies couldn't of come up with a kewl way to spell it...that would of been way to hard... and btw Excuse me!!!!!!!!! Imma girl and well frankly..wow I am not even offended by that lmao!

løvetann said...

Hello!
I've been here, looking, reading and laughting once more... :-)
Greatings from a Norwegian middle age 'lady' .

Choosy Mothers Choose Jeff said...

Wow, your English beats pants off my Norwegian any day...but I think you and your relatives might just already know this! =)

løvetann said...

Yours Norwegian was surprising me.. and some others, I think... BUT I think I was understanding the meaning, even if you're using some very strange words/formulation.. :-)


There are some sites that translate single words between English - Spanish - Norwegian.. http://www.tritrans.net/indexno.html

Choosy Mothers Choose Jeff said...

Thank you very much.
I had no idea there were so many variations for one word...wow!