Hokie Smokes!

Almost two weeks since I've been aboard this ship of fools!
Time sure flies when you're hepped up on pills...especially when none of them are your own prescriptions...
I have actually been crazily busy assisting my father in the care of my mother who after having knee replacement surgery suffered a minor stroke...which sure put a hold on us playing our favorite game of What's That Burning Smell.
All in all, she is much improved and I'm getting drunk whilst not on momma guard duty detail.

Kittens 'n' Candles

I have this weird thing where I like to eat a bunch of pills, smoke a bunch of pot, strip naked and then run around the neighborhood shaving black power symbols on all the white cats and KKK letters on all the black cats.
Then I sit upside down in the middle of the street and as a token of peace and feline unity, I douse my testicles in catnip, light a candle and stick it in my ass.
It seems to always work out in the end as all the cats on the block end up great friends and I never make it home with any catnip let's just say.

And I'm totally kidding by the way...I’ve never put a candle in my ass...not lit anyway...